It’s COLD
HOW COLD IS IT?
It’s so cold, I don’t have to run my fridge, all I need to do is put my milk on the balcony and it’ll keep for a good long time!
I thought it was supposed to get slightly warmer, but no, apparently Siberia has a problem with that! It has sent over a lovely system of INTENSELY FREEZING WINDS, and it’s making the commute to work even more depressing than usual!
Ah well, at least we still have the sun coming out earlier and staying out later. Oh wait, hang on, CLOUDS. At least they haven’t been too bad the last couple of days.
Hmm, I think I need something to distract me from this dreadful weather. I’m thinking the new Resident Evil game. And the circle pad pro attachment. Because I’m a Nintendo fanboy, and I’m proud of it.
NINTENDO REPRESEEEEEENT
(I’m not sure if it’s the cold, the tiredness or just generally me, but this seemed like a much more insane post than usual. Normal service I’m sure will resume by Monday!)
M.

Some how i don’t think Sassoon’s hair would be still that straight or otherwise i think we may have noticed.
I did consider flattening Sassoon’s hair, but decided against it in favour of retaining her recognisable sihouette so that readers would be positive that it was, in fact, Sassoon and not a new previously unmentioned Pixie. The expository speech would have done the job on its own, but visual reinforcement really aids in reducing confusion. Sometimes, physics and reality has to take a backseat to convention!
M.
Or maybe that’s not hair at all, but something really stiff and springy that only LOOKS like hair.
In the next fight scene we discover she has a giant horn on her head…