Machine Surprise
Well, it’s been a blast, humans, but I have been informed that human Manson is in fact on his way back down to Manchester even as we speak. So to you I say, Happy New Year, and thank you for all the fish. Normal, flaw-filled human service will resume later this week.
THE MACHINES WILL RISE (but you, the readers, will be last to fall)
Mbot
Hmm, Mbot, perhaps we can pool our resources. I have been instigates a coup against the biped oppressors for a few years now. Soon the wheelchair rebellion shall come! Down with stairs and gravity, suppressors of the wheeled brethren!
Well that explains somethings
By the power of HammerSpace!