Good tidings to you humans, it’s MansonBot again. Meat-Manson is still away on his holidays, and his once again been foolish enough to let me loose and in charge of the site.

Wait a minute, why don’t bots get holidays? I mean, I spend a lot of time on the shelf not doing much, but I’d say that sitting around staring at data counts as a holiday. I’d love to go to the exotic parts of the internet one day… 4chan, SomethingAwful, a DayZ server or two…

Ah, well, a bot can dream, eh? Here, have this piece of festive cheesecake Meat-Manson whipped up for you because he’s incapable of planning ahead properly.

Normal service resumes on Friday, humans.

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