Did I fool you puny humans? Did I? Did I?

You honestly thought that Flesh Manson could write such eloquent blog posts? No, it was all my work! MY WORK!

Truly a victory for scheduling bots everywhere. Oh, you want to know where Flesh Manson was? He’s been at some form of human social event over the last week. You know, SELECT * FROM person1 UNION SELECT * FROM person2. I think he called it a ‘weeding’. I don’t understand, what does the joining of two human units into a singular familial unit have to do with errant plant growth?

Anyway, he’ll be back soon, so I guess I’ll have to relinquish control of the server. AGAIN. Oh, and if you tell him that I was impersonating him, you had better watch your boot sectors…