Well, we’re now well into this particular catastrophe. Let’s recount, shall we?

  • Boris Johnson, one of the key architects of Brexit, refuses to stand for election to Prime Minister.
  • The list of people running for Prime Minister is a who’s-who list of people you’d rather were nowhere near power.
  • Meanwhile the¬†opposition party tears itself apart trying to secure more power for itself, as public faith in Labour dwindles.
  • Racism is on the rise.

On the plus side, however РScottish Foreign Relations are a go! An independent Scotland would have a good few allies standing by her side.

Except Spain.

Because Spain. Or, more specifically, Rajoy…